I Need/ I Want

A travel companion.

Preferably a guy who is gay but with looks that kill so that if ever any of my vacation turns out to be horribly awful, ogglling at him is enough to compensate for ugly scenaries. Which, i highly doubt will happen because tourist spots are usually famous for their beautiful landscapes.

The reason to why they should be gay is because i'm female, and travelling with ONE male only is actually quite risky. What if they fall in love with me? And then decides to plot something nasty on me because i am inevitably lovable and charming and gorgeous and etc.......you know (AHEM!) ?
So, if they are kinked (not straight), i am at least safe from all these harrasments you see.

However, i think a travel companion should never be too handsome. They could either be Ryan Raynaulds look alike, Hugh Jackman, or Adam Levine but never a combination of all three. Imagine having someone as cute, gorgeous, hot, sexy beside you all the time, what will you be doing? Taking pictures of trees, animals and buildings? I'll be taking pictures of "him" every minute! Besides, if my travel companion is too hot, i might be the one having nasty ideas on him and not vice versa.

I just thought i needed one because i love to travel around so much, but most of the time, I'm doing that alone because i don't have many friends who share the same passion, and even if they do, there are too many reasons that halt certain plans. It's not that i don't enjoy my holidays if i were to go alone, it's my safety that i am concern of. If only i am a guy, i would'nt mind going to the Antarctic alone making new friends with whales or sea lions. There are so few, almost none-existant, female perverts/ rapists out there that gives guys an upper hand in going to places alone.

How cool is it to actualy have someone to watch your back and you keep an eye on his when you're going to places so congested. And the both of you are actually free to befriends whoever because there are no commitments and of course, both are not emotionally involved. It would be awesome to have a surrogate with me, like a humanoid machine to travel around with. Are there any travel companions for sale out there that i am unaware of? I seriously would not mind investing in one!